Do You Speak English?

Esto se tiene que leer en voz alta o no hace gracia ehh...

a.. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner

b.. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

c.. Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is doing chicken things

d.. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad

e.. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

f.. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest

g.. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives

h.. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me

i.. See eye = si hay = yes we have

j.. T n s free o ? = tienes frio? = are you cold?

k.. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection

l.. Tell o boy ah in cruise star = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert you

bonus track: elton john - made in england -

enjoy!